Excerpt: "Pluto, master of revelation, could weaponise denial, betraying your hidden truths to influential figures—mentors, lovers, employers. Yet this threat could also become transformative if you proactively claim those truths..."

Excerpt: "Whether you spend these dark moments clinging desperately to old stage-props and scripts designed by collective expectations or boldly daring to rewrite your own story is negotiated moment by moment, sensed deeply within your nervous system. The fifth house is where your inner Sun tests its wattage, resetting your internal circuitry..."

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