Major cracks are starting to show in the global Truman Schittshow formerly starring you and a growing cast of others.

Oh Eris, Eris, let them spare us, from having Paris come in and compare us, we know too well how he might declare us "fittest, fairest" which will only just tear us...

Whilst things may look a little bleak and gloomy, it's important to not lose sight that there's a wonderful world awaiting us all over that horizon.