Not since 2020, when Jupiter then joined Saturn and Pluto through the finger-waving, high and mighty—though most hypocritical—Capricorn (its sign of fall), have we seen such a schmozzle.

Geezus indeed—fragility doesn’t even begin to describe it. A school of Pisces planet vibes finds …

New Moons always mark that shaky threshold between endings and beginnings, yet this one, armed with Aquarian detachment, demands a deeper leap of faith into the unknown.