ASTROLOGY OF NOW

CHIRON & ERIS: When the Wound Demands War, and War Demands Healing

Since Eris was officially inducted into our collective psyche in 2005, there’s been an undeniable stirring—a deeply instinctual, sub-subterranean murmur that somehow, somewhere, we're being played. Now, as she draws into conjunction with Chiron, she adds insult to injury, forcing hidden grievances into the open, picking at those old wounds till they're confronted....

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THE MONTH AHEAD: MAY 2025

Whistleblower events in the next week (leading up to 7 May, ☿/⚷/⚨) will ignite fierce controversy. Alternatively, increased evasion or denial of obvious complaints merely festers, creating a breeding ground for bitterness, hostility, and unrest in mid-to-late May....

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“Sowing the Seeds of Resilience” – The NEW MOON at 07°47′ TAURUS, Sunday, Apr 27, 2025, 19:32 UTC

Even in the face of unexpected shifts, it’s preferable not to rush. When the transiting Sun and conjoining Moon in Taurus merge, they generate a potent synergy of firm resolve, inviting us to be calm yet unwavering in our convictions. Together, their luminary influence on the fixed nature of earth, offers the promise of stability and quiet growth, urging us to approach new beginnings with patience and clarity, rather than reckless haste.

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“Crisis of Cool”- THE WEEK AHEAD: April 21-27

We get the third and final hit of both the Mars–Pluto opposition and the Venus–Saturn conjunction in a single week. If relationships have been in intense contention—not just for weeks but for months—this is the final reckoning. A line is drawn between war and peace, power and surrender, commitment and collapse. Whatever’s been festering beneath the surface now demands resolution. Whether it ends in confrontation, closure, or radical transformation, one thing’s certain: a revolution is in order...

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Apr 17 MERCURY/NEPTUNE/MARS

Just know that the new Neptune age WILL NOT be about drifting in loose utopian fantasies and fraudulent, fanciful notions. It augurs an age where battle lines will be drawn and you'll have to stand up for yourself, blazing bright for all that you are at FACE VALUE...

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Apr. 13 FULL MOON AFTERMATH

It’s been a rough couple of weeks since those eclipses—stormy negotiations, wild mental swings, emotional torrents, frustration, delays, backtracking, double-takes, recriminations, and retractions—all climaxing with the recent full moon...

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Mar. 30 NEPTUNE ENTERS ARIES

Neptune barely recognises boundaries—Pisces to Aries is more of a fluid handover—but you’ll soon notice how it dissolves hollow bravado, unearthing deep-seated hang-ups long ignored, plunging you into a rising tide of unrelenting surrender...

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Mar. 24 MARS OUT-OF-BOUNDS SQUARE CHIRON

As we have seen for weeks now, an out-of-bounds Mars in Cancer has proven dangerously combustible, inflaming the nervous system, flaring with protective instinct and emotional volatility. The propensity to spazz out hard is distressingly high, well beyond a red flag—it's a cry for help...

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Mar. 22 QUARTER MOON PAUSE

...if you're wondering if this spiritual deadness will last forever, know it’s just one low stretch within a challenging couple of weeks—not a yearlong crisis.

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MERCURY IN ARIES: Quicksilver

Prepare for swift retorts, mental restlessness, and a hunger for new frontiers of debate or discovery. With Mercury in Aries, we can expect both invigorating brilliance and potential fireworks if we don’t gauge our words carefully...

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Feb. 19 LAST QUARTER MOON [and Cosmic Bus] TOMORROW

On tomorrow’s cosmic bus episode (usual time—live) we take a deep dive into next week’s Pisces New Moon—a total shape-shifter of a lunation squaring Jupiter in Gemini, stoking every ounce of ephemeral mania, big bad double-talk, and hype-laden Bellushi blusterf*cks.

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VENUS IN ARIES: The Spark of Desire

Venus in Aries demands movement, passion, and a fearless dive into love, creativity, and self-expression. But what happens when this fire meets resistance—when desire clashes with reality, or when impulsive attraction leads to unintended consequences?

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Feb. 3 MARS-CHIRON SQUARE

MARS in Cancer retrograde and out of bounds, is deeply charged. There's no way to read what going on in there, no way to predict how it's going to act out...

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Jan. 21 MOON LAST QUARTER (DOUBLE-HADES)

After all the excitement yesterday, the atmosphere is dank heavy with tension and restless urgency, as the SUN grinds against SATURN and then fuses with PLUTO—a harsh mix of external frustrations and potently progressive undercurrents...

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Jan. 5 “COSMIC UPDATE”

If you're feeling disoriented, unsure who to trust or where to place your faith, you're not alone. We’re at a pivotal turning point, yet paradoxically must traverse it alone...

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Dec. 27 “MUTUAL RECEPTION 101”

Mutual reception—the awkward dynamic of two planets occupying each other's domicile—is like the planets are wearing each other’s clothes but aren’t exactly sure how to pull off the look...

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Dec. 26 “The Power of Presence”

There’s a strange ambivalence about expressing any affection this time of year—we’re reminded that real detachment doesn't mean shutting down or floating away but being fully engaged without letting the madness and chaos pull us under...

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SOLSTICE SPECIAL [Cosmic Bus #2451]

The solar energetic switch from 'highfalutin' Sadge to 'chief-executive' Cap is an epic moment indeed—another critical turning point in our celestial calendar, where the universe hollers "enough is enough—shit’s about to get really, really real"....

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Dec. 20 “The Truth about Authenticity”

The Sadge war cry of "let me be me" could, on the surface, seem to be a noble plea for personal freedom, yet under the illusory currents of Neptune in Pisces (2011–2026), it has metastasised into a cunning shield for moral evasion, selfish indulgence, and the fracturing of once lucid, authentic truth.

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GEMINI FULL MOON LUNATION REPORT [Cosmic Bus #2450]

This lunation slashes through pretence, leaving only what is brutally honest and undeniably real. What survives this relentless purge is raw and stripped of illusions, but it’s ours to work with—if we have the nerve to face it and let everything else collapse...

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MERCURY RETROGRADE (NOV 25-DEC 15)

As MERCURY gears up for its retrograde through Sagittarius, the sign of expansive beliefs, cultural motifs, and grandiose aspirations, it prompts an overdue recalibration of what we hold as truth.

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Nov. 21 “PLUTO INGRESS SHIFTS”

We're in it; this is it. It doesn't stop now; it just rolls on, shift after shift, until you let it go, come to the moment and become baptised by its need to rebirth you, over and over, until you become thoroughly unattached, transparent and pure...

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Nov. 8 “BEWARE THE MIRAGE”

Hey, feeling let down? Disillusioned and dishevelled? No matter who you are, the combined Venus-Uranus ( ⊼ ♅) and Neptune ( □ ♆) influences atm have the overwhelming tendency to lure you further into a complex web of shifting desires...

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Nov. 5 “THE CLASSIC DOUBLE BIND”

Ah, the classic "double bind" or "no-win scenario", where every option on the table involves significant drawbacks, ensuring a tragic, often unavoidable loss, regardless of which path you choose....

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On this New Moon

Take a moment to step into your body. You are about to make a decision that may alter your life’s course and guide you into the depths of what is yet unknown....

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MARS IN CANCER SQUARE ERIS

This square between Mars and Eris extends beyond those age-old fights resurfacing; it’s about that struggle with clutching to our comforts and security blanket while still wanting to tear down whatever confines and stagnates true evolutionary progress...

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