“The stars do not care what colour cardigan you wear to the execution. They only ensure you arrive on time.”
Eighteen days of airstrikes on Iranian soil, and we are still pretending this is a regional dispute. The supreme leader assassinated on day one, his parliament bombed, his broadcast centre reduced to rubble, his naval fleet lying on the seabed, the Strait of Hormuz sealed off, the whole region feels like a sucking wound that refuses to close, oil prices above a hundred dollars a barrel and climbing, five tankers damaged, 150 ships stranded, the IEA releasing 400 million barrels from emergency reserves (roughly four days of global consumption, in case you were looking for a metaphor for the adequacy of institutional responses to existential crisis), airlines hiking fares, fertiliser prices doubling during the planting season, Qatar suspending LNG production after a drone strike, and the IRGC promising that anyone who attempts the strait will be set ablaze.
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Wisely, Gulf allies have respectfully declined to join the party. The UK lent its bases for “specific and limited defensive purposes,” which ironically comes off like the diplomatic equivalent of holding someone’s coat while they senselessly beat a man to death in the back lane of the corner pub. Europe, where I am, faces an energy shock that could harden into a severe crisis within weeks. Asia, which receives roughly 80 per cent of the oil that moves through Hormuz, faces something considerably worse. And still the bombs fall, on a girls’ school in Minab now under Pentagon investigation, on healthcare facilities whose targeting has been verified by the WHO, on the Golestan Palace, a UNESCO World Heritage site reportedly damaged by nearby strikes, as though the destruction of a civilisation’s memory were an acceptable line item in the budget of regime change.
That’s the news headlines, and the Sun and Mars have yet to enter Aries to activate the heavy hitters at the entrance.
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Of course, Israel would sooner drag the West into a near-terminal thermonuclear spiral than let the public learn how thoroughly Western governments, media, and strategic institutions have been captured, bent over through blackmail to serve insidious interests that have nothing to do with the people nominally in their care. And yeah, the men, those wounded predators, whose only response to being publicly exposed for the most heinous crimes is escalation, opting to inflict absolute global catastrophe to avoid accountability.
Every fading empire ends the same way, with a final spasm of brazen, white-knuckled cognitive dissonance so total it can only be mistaken for strength by those who have forgotten what strength looks like. Rome savaged its provinces to fund its legions. The Soviets rolled tanks into their own satellite states while Gorbachev talked up the glasnost on television. And here, in the garish, nerve-shredding twilight of American unilateral supremacy, we see the same end-of-empire pattern repeat with a hubris so baroque it would make Shelley weep: “Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair.”
The last Saturn-Neptune conjunction, in 1989 at 10° Capricorn, literally dissolved the Soviet empire within two years. The Berlin Wall came down, the Cold War order that had frozen half the planet into ideological permafrost for four decades simply evaporated, and in the giddy, champagne-soaked aftermath, a single superpower rose to declare itself the indispensable nation. Francis Fukuyama wrote “The End of History” with a straight face. America became the world’s self-appointed hall monitor, and the project of liberal democratic hegemony, underwritten by the petrodollar and enforced by carrier strike groups, then proceeded to devour every alternative narrative in its path. Thirty-seven years later, that gloriously overidealised liberal-democratic project is choking on its own contradictions in the same strait it once patrolled with flouting impunity, and the conjunction has struck again, this time at 0° Aries, the World Axis, the most public, most combative, most nakedly self-interested degree in the entire zodiac. The previous dissolution happened in Capricorn and brought down institutions. This one occurred at the Aries point and brings down identities. As the Soviet order disintegrated, the hierarchical vacuum filled almost immediately. A new security apparatus rushed in, one increasingly shaped by Israeli espionage, hasbara, kompromat, and the logic of permanent destabilisation, with the Gulf Wars inaugurating the next phase almost on cue. So, while the Saturn mask falls off the old face, what is underneath is equally as frightening, for the precise reason that it has always been there.
Those of us who have been tracking the astrology of this period, and I know many of you have been watching with the same mounting, gut-level dread I have, could see the outlines of this convergence forming months ago, in some cases years. Many planetary markers have been conspiring to sketch out what’s in store for us all. But outlines and fancy Substack articles are one thing. The thing itself, the lived, visceral, bodily experience of watching the geopolitical order literally dissolve in real time while our fuel and grocery bills climb, mortgage rates tighten, and the children ask questions you have no honest answers for, that’s something else entirely. We’re no longer watching Alex Honnold perform a death-defying free-solo from the comfort of our living rooms. The observation deck is on fire. We are in it now. And the anaretic degree of Pisces, the last degree of the last sign, the zodiac’s deathstar, welcomes the final New Moon of the astrological year on 19 March, less than forty hours before the equinox comes and torches everything at 0° Aries.

This, my friends… this is the end of the end….
The War for Our Sovereign Intelligence
Here is what I think is actually happening, stripped of the sugar-coated diplomatic packaging.
Every geopolitical convulsion of this magnitude is also, and primarily, a war on consciousness. The theatre of conflict, the missile trajectories, the retaliatory calculus, the breathless, adrenalised escalation coverage; all of it functions as a spectacular mechanism for the instrumental capture of human attention. The same black scrolling mirrors in our hands that serve our liberation and our surveillance with equal vim and vigour are being deployed, right now, this minute, as you read, to saturate the nervous system with so much manufactured emergency that the capacity to witness what is actually happening, to you, in your own body, in your own bedroom, in your own steadily unravelling life, is getting traded for the cheap, corrosive dopamine dose of watching it all burn from the false safety of your screen.
But it’s everywhere, at vibrations so subsonic and extrasensory that you feel it upon awakening when you reach for your phone before your feet hit the floor. You feel it in the way the first ten minutes of the day are no longer yours; they belong to whatever spook in the algorithm decided what you needed to fear overnight. You feel it in the peculiar, bone-deep exhaustion of having metabolised a war you have no power to stop, a financial crisis you have no power to avert, an ecological catastrophe you have no power to reverse, all before breakfast, and you feel it in the way that exhaustion makes you pliable, agreeable, too spent to question whether the terror being piped into your nervous system is yours or whether it was placed there, with exquisite precision, by some bastard who somehow profits from your soul paralysis.
This contest is actually ancient. It predates time. It predates the zodiac. The sovereign intelligence that resides in every living human, the luminous, irreducible capacity to perceive, to choose, to create, to feel, to know what is true without being instructed by a system that profits from your confusion; this is the resource being fought over. Call the opposing force archons, call it the psychopathic elite, call it the dark angels, whatever your cosmology permits. The agenda is singular: the capture, distortion, and ultimate annihilation of individual source intelligence, the enslavement of human creativity and the perpetuity of progeny on this planet. In the twentieth century, the method was broadcast media, compulsory education, and the conversion of trauma into a manageable, predictable resource. In the twenty-first, it is the universal algorithm and the attention economy. The objective has been constant for millennia.
Pisces, at its most exalted, is the sign that remembers the original unity, the oceanic pool of intelligence from whence all individual consciousness emerges and to which it returns. At its most degraded, it is the sign that allows that unity to be tapped and weaponised, that mistakes the dissolution of boundaries for spiritual progress while the dark hand reaches in and takes what it wants from the defenceless, boundary-less psyche. Neptune ruled Pisces for the entirety of its modern tenure, and Neptune rules oil, and it is worth sitting with that for a moment: the substance that fuelled the entire Piscean-age industrial project, the liquid that lubricated every war and every recovery, the black blood of the earth whose extraction required the systematic erasure of indigenous sovereignty on every continent it was found beneath, is now physically blockaded at a narrow strait while the conjunction that ends Neptune’s era perfects in Aries, the sign of war, at the degree where the personal becomes the geopolitical. The Hormuz closure is the Piscean age choking on its own supply line. We built an entire civilisation on the Piscean capacity for faith, empathy, absorption, and surrender, and what we got, in its final, exhausted, gunky decades, was a species so thoroughly saturated with manufactured narrative that the distinction between genuine feeling and implanted suggestion became, for most practical purposes, impossible to locate. The algorithm learned to play Pisces like a deep-faked Stradivarius, guilt-free, all but indistinguishable from the real thing, every time, right in the feels.
The New Moon at the anaretic degree of this sign is the moment of expiration. The last breath. The final exhalation of two millennia of Piscean dispensation. And the fight, the only fight that matters at this degree, is the fight to remain sovereign in your own experience while everything around you is engineered to hand that sovereignty over.
The Anaretic Degree
Five planets stacked through Pisces amplify the pressure to disintegrate it all with a specificity that would be poetic if it were slightly less painful. Vesta at 4° has been consecrating loyalties and sacrifices that have long outlived their meaning, tending the devotional flame with the stubborn, clear-eyed dedication of a nun who continues to polish the candelabras at the altar of an empty church. Mars at 13° drives the emotional will to act, though action in Pisces expresses itself as withdrawal, as the slow, graceful, devastated retreat of someone who finally understands that fighting the current was itself the problem. Pallas, chief strategist and patron of the arts, at 18° has been tracing the pattern, with the cool, compassionate eye of a forensic analyst who also happens to love you, of who benefits from your silence and who sustains themselves through your willingness to absorb what others refuse to carry. And Mercury, stationed at 9° on the North Node, turns direct the morning after the lunation, waiting to shuttle in fated information about what the unconscious has been doing while you were busy trying to hold everything together.
I said it on the dark Moon, and it’s worth repeating: what cannot be solved must be dissolved. The Virgo blood Moon two weeks ago showed you where the fixing had become the disease, where the compulsive optimising and renegotiating was itself the mechanism keeping the dead structure alive. Some of you will recognise, in that sentence, the specific situation you have been trying to repair for months, possibly years. Maybe it’s the relationship you kept renegotiating with increasingly desperate creativity. Or the career you kept optimising while the work hollowed you from the inside out. Or the financial arrangement you kept tolerating, the one that still requires you to work harder, longer, earn less, want less, take up less space than the organism actually needs to survive with dignity. Or maybe it’s the friendship you kept excusing with a generosity that, when you take a more honest look, weighs in more like fear of confrontation than love. If you brought discipline, strategy, willpower, every tool in the mortal kit, and still the damned thing kept shapeshifting, kept slipping through your ever-tightened and exasperated grip, then it’s time to accept that some problems are structurally immune to solving. They can only end through dissolution, through the terrifying, merciful act of letting the water do what water does to every fixed shape held in it long enough.
This is the last New Moon of the astrological year, the last lunation before the equinox tears the page. Whatever has been slowly diminishing; your general vitality, your patience, your willingness to participate in systems you knew were rotten but stayed inside for warmth or habit or the sickening comfort of the familiar; this lunation marks the moment when the diminishment becomes undeniable. You may have mistaken its slow decline for your own. The slow leak of life force is the most insidious form of theft precisely for the reason that it mimics ageing, mimics fatigue, mimics the natural entropy of getting older in a difficult world, and by the time you recognise the haemorrhage, you have already forgotten how full you once were.
Mercury Returns With the Message
Mercury stations direct on 20 March, hours after the New Moon and the equinox, and the timing is so precise it reads like editorial intervention by the cosmos itself. This retrograde has been fermenting something since late February; hunches and hints of half-formed recognitions, conversations that trailed off at the critical moment, information received in passing that you filed away into the “too hard” basket rather than face. The station on the North Node gives this influx of news and blues a fated, non-negotiable quality, like the moment in any Dostoevsky novel when the letter finally surfaces and somehow upends every relationship in the plot. What surfaces around 20 March is the sentence you cannot unhear.
Mercury and Mars, conjunct in Pisces, both semisquare the approaching Chiron-Eris conjunction in Aries, and the friction carries the specific, reactive charge of truths that have been stewing in silence for months, possibly years. Expect words to carry the concussive weight of missiles in the night, irrevocably devastating on impact. The thing you have been sitting on surfaces with a ferocity that surprises you. The surprise is that you meant it. It carries the scorn and fury of five hundred years. The further surprise is that you meant it all along, and the pretence of uncertainty was itself a form of complicity with the exact thing you were trying to escape.
I know. That sounded complicated, so read it again, reflect a little, and then come back to it in a couple of days to digest.
Chiron-Eris: The Wounded Lion
The final Chiron-Eris conjunction perfects at 24°59 Aries on 19 March, the same day as the New Moon. I wrote about this drawn-out saga last May, tracing the mythic collision between the Wounded Healer condemned to immortality with an incurable injury and the goddess of strife who casts a golden apple into the feast, forcing long-standing resentments to flare into protracted war. A wounded lion is more dangerous than a hungry or healthy one, and the final pass of this conjunction hits with the whole of the Aries cluster, this volatile, magnificent, terrifying gathering, as its backdrop. Saturn at 3°, Neptune at 1°, Venus at 15°, all in the sign where identity becomes personal and urgent, where the old Piscean fog has burned away and what remains is the raw, unsoftened question of who you are when the mask finally drops and the audience, bewildered and aghast, fully disperses.
Chiron in Aries is the wound to selfhood itself, the injury that occurred so early it preceded language, the place where your right to exist on your own terms was first challenged, first punished, first traded for belonging. Fernando Pessoa wrote, “I bear the wounds of all the battles I avoided,” and that line could serve as the epigraph for this entire transit. Eris is the uninvited guest at the feast, the feminine rage that Olympus excluded and that returned, with a golden apple and a merciless smile, to tear the whole banquet apart. Together they are the primal scream of the dispossessed self, and in the collective sphere this manifests as the politics of injury; grievance acquiring instruments of enforcement, accountability and cruelty sharing a face, victimhood becoming credential, agency wounds becoming currency in an economy of competitive suffering so thoroughly saturated with noise that the genuine wound becomes indistinguishable from the performed one. Think of Tolstoy’s Anna, whose repressed despair inside a loveless marriage collides with a defiance that exposes the hypocrisy of the entire social order, and then the social order punishes her for the exposure. The Chiron-Eris dynamic operates at that pitch: the illusions cannot hold, the repressed hostility must be vented, and healing becomes possible only after the confrontation has taken place, often at considerable cost.
In your body, you will feel it as a rawness, a touchiness, a sudden intolerance for being handled, managed, or spoken to as though you were a problem to be solved rather than a force to be reckoned with. In your closest relationships, it will surface as the conversation that has been simmering for years, spoken at the worst possible moment, with a ferocity that shocks everyone, most of all you. And in the wider theatre, where the bombs are still falling, and the strait is still choked, and the dirty old men in slick Italian suits are still explaining why your life must be a shrinking nothingness so theirs can keep on flourishing with hubris and impunity, the last Chiron-Eris conjunction is the moment our species stops absorbing the insult and starts returning it to sender.
Jupiter, Venus, and the Sentimental Trap
Jupiter at 15° Cancer, direct since 11 March and still swollen with that post-station oceanic swell, has been amplifying the emotional undertow with the indiscriminate, suffocating generosity of a tide that somehow fails to distinguish between watering and flooding. Jupiter in Cancer is the mother who feeds you till you burst. It is the family or tribal loyalty that sinks its hooks into you and rewards only self-sacrifice, pathologising autonomy. It’s the inherited emotional coding that moralises your suffering for love and deems the exchange sacred. Its trine to Mars in Pisces is a water trine of staggering emotional power: protective courage, compassionate conviction, the kind of overflowing moral certainty that drives conscriptions to go into impossible rescue missions and fight holy wars with equal fervour and then collapses in a heap, weeping desperately, into the arms of whatever it was trying to save.
The complication is as specific and intimate as the pathos. Jupiter squares Venus in Aries, and we see this aspect operating in your most significant relationship right now, whether you have words for it yet or otherwise. It’s like a part of you is desperate to emerge on your own, to claim something bold and fierce, unapologetically personal, even selfish. Another part is flooded with the warm, treacherous gravitational pull of Cancer, the bone-deep, ingrained conviction that loyalty means staying, that care means absorbing, that love means continuing to feed a situation that stopped feeding you years ago. Fuck that feeling. The raw tension between these two impulses is the emotional weather of late-March, and it will play out in kitchens, bedrooms, and text message threads with a specificity that the geopolitical theatre, for all its spectacular horror, will fail to match.
The New Moon sextile Uranus in Taurus offers the single clean exit through all of it. For some, this could manifest financially; an unexpected shift in the economic terms of your life that comes through the willingness to untether, to release the arrangement you have been subsidising with your diminishment. For others it will be relational; the moment the body says no with such finality that the mind and soul can only follow. But the sextile demands something in return: you have to stop sentimentalising the thing that is already over. The toxic cult of sentimentality is the last anaesthetic. It’s an opiate addiction that’s pining for an overdose. It is the final Piscean trick, and it is exquisitely calibrated to keep you gripping the dissolving shore while the current is trying to carry you somewhere you actually want to go.
Saturn Sextile Pluto: The Machinery and Its Discontents
And here is where I need you to pay attention, with your full, unmediated, sovereign intelligence, as an act of brazen resistance against everything that would rather have you glazed and continuously scrolling.
Saturn’s sextile to Pluto perfects on 28 March at 5°10 Aries/Aquarius, the first productive aspect between these two malefniks since their brutal conjunction in Capricorn in January 2020. That conjunction locked the world down, codified fear through face masks, suspended our civil liberties, and handed extraordinary power to systems capable of managing crises at a global scale. Remember how we ate it up? The sextile operationalises what was born then, and the flavour tells you everything. Saturn in Aries is in his fall, and you can taste it in the quality of every decision being made at every level of authority right now: rash, reactive, stinking of executive overreach, stripped of the foresight that Saturn in better signs would have demanded. Governments strike first and draft the half-baked justification afterwards. Corporations restructure by algorithm and call the human wreckage efficiency. Since February 28, two thousand drones have been launched, autonomous targeting systems determining kill outcomes without the moral hesitation that once, however imperfectly, delayed the finger on the trigger. And the technology migrates, as it always does. The same facial recognition that identifies a target in Isfahan will monitor a protest in Minneapolis. The same cancellation logic that scrubs a dissident from a platform in Tehran will scrub yours in London, with the serene, automated efficiency of a process that has no conscience to trouble. Saturn in his fall builds enforcement without wisdom; consequence stripped of institutional memory.
Pluto in Aquarius, however, is power of a different order. Aquarius distributes. It decentralises. It insists on the glass-walled, fluorescent-lit transparency of systems visible from every angle, and Pluto, that dark, subterranean lord of hidden wealth, finds himself operating in a sign that refuses to let anything stay buried. His usual methods, the covert accumulation, the silent leverage, are being exposed with an almost comical relentlessness, as the Epstein files demonstrated and as the months ahead will continue to demonstrate. Pluto in Aquarius is power forced into the open, and in the open, it either serves the collective with transparency or the collective dismantles it.
But sextiles collaborate in both directions, and this is where it turns. The same configuration that allows centralised power to embed itself in networked infrastructure also allows decentralised intelligence to organise against it. Saturn in Aries, even in his fall, builds sovereign individuals. Pluto in Aquarius, at his higher octave, builds networks of equidistributive power; transparent, collectively held, structurally resistant to the old Plutonian trick of accumulating in the dark. When those networks form around sovereign intelligence rather than compliance, the result is something the machinery cannot absorb: living constellations of awakened consciousness, forming outside the sanctioned channels, hacking the same frequencies, rewiring the same systems from the inside out. Small, determined, unglamorous groups of people, growing food, forming handshake economies, pulling children out of schools that function as sorting mechanisms for a labour market obsolete within a decade, having conversations, real ones, face to face, in rooms without cameras, about what holds, about what kind of life is worth building when the old one has been revealed as a magnificent, soul-consuming fraud. They look a great deal like you there, lurking in the shadows, ready to come out and take this world back.
The machinery will continue to install itself, clumsily, with the graceless overreach of Saturn in his fall. But every empire that overextended its control eventually discovered that the thing it was suppressing was the thing it needed most. The Soviets learned this. The British learned this. Rome learned this. Pluto stations retrograde on 6 May. The review will be forensic, an unearthing of epic proportions. And what was built by the sovereign, will for the sovereign hold.
The End of the End Is the Beginning of Sight
Something extraordinary is happening, and I want to say it plainly so that its scale is felt in the body rather than processed and filed.
We are living through the final lunation of the Piscean epoch. The Saturn-Neptune conjunction at 0° Aries in February formally ended a dispensation that has been operating for roughly two thousand years, a dispensation in which faith could be administered as policy, in which suffering could be repackaged as virtue, in which the individual could be dissolved into the collective dream and the dissolution called spiritual progress. That era is over. The fog that Neptune maintained for fourteen years through Pisces, the fog that allowed the capture, the complicity, the slow parasitic extraction of attention and agency and creativity, has been burning away since early February. And what is emerging through the smoke, blinking, disoriented, profoundly unimpressed, is a planet full of people who can see.
Perhaps for the first time. Perhaps with horror. But seeing.
The dark Moon before this lunation was the hardest part. The body knows what the mind has been refusing to process. Some things end through mastery. Some end through mercy. And some, the ones bound to us by forces we mistook for fate, end when we stop gripping and allow the dissolution to do what effort and strategy and willpower could accomplish at no point in the entire agonising history of the attempt. Pisces accepts what is already over with silence. It eases the grip, loosens the knot. It returns what is dead to the dark, so that life has somewhere honest to begin again.
The equinox at 0° Aries opens the astrological year with Saturn and Neptune at the threshold and the entire Aries cluster demanding that you show up as someone who has consented to their own existence. The divine intervention, if we are to have one, will look like ordinary people, sufficiently present, sufficiently ungovernable, sufficiently awake to the fact that the handful of men who would sooner end the world than face exposure are, in the final accounting, only a handful.
We are more. We have always been more. The anaretic degree says: let the old world finish. Let its death grip release you. Let the thing that was at no point going to be solved by force or strategy or hope dissolve on its own terms, in its own time, in the final hours of this age. And then stand up. The equinox is waiting. What comes next requires every ounce of you, and the you that crosses that threshold had better be the real one, since the days of fog are over, the act is finished, and the only protection left is the ferocious, unglamorous, irreducibly human act of being fully, stubbornly, defiantly present in a world that has spent its entire budget trying to make you look away.
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“The War for Our Sovereign Intelligence”! LOL!
Have you seen today’s so called GenZ youth postings on social media?😏 All over the globe?
Yes, my friend you were right about one thing: as for human intelligence, this is the END TIME