January 21, 2025
Jan. 20 INAUGURATION SPECIAL [Cosmic Bus #2504]
As this momentous week unfolds, get ready for high-stakes decisions, intensified emotions, and surprises from people you once thought predictable…
January 21, 2025
January 19, 2025
Jan. 18 THE FINAL RECKONING (Cosmic Bus Stopping Soon)
A certain stark clarity has emerged over the past several days, instigating a final reckoning with ties that have lost their substance…
January 19, 2025
January 14, 2025
“You’re Twistin’ My Melon, Man”: The FULL MOON at 24°00′ Cancer, Monday, January 13, 2025, 22:27 UTC
Brace for a maddening week or two—when nobody irritates you quite like ‘that impossible lunatic’, yet strangely, you still crave their aggravating presence…
January 14, 2025
January 13, 2025
Latest Horoscopes for the Cosmic Tribe
Empowering Horoscopes for the Cancer Full Moon: Monday, January 13, 22:27 UTC
January 13, 2025
January 12, 2025
PISCES/VIRGO NODAL SHIFT: Karmic Realignment
If you’re still trapped in the unyielding grind of repetitious processing, feeling destined to neatly box every facet of life for someone, then brace yourself for a jarring wake-up call…
January 12, 2025
January 6, 2025
Jan. 5 “COSMIC UPDATE”
If you’re feeling disoriented, unsure who to trust or where to place your faith, you’re not alone. We’re at a pivotal turning point, yet paradoxically must traverse it alone…
January 6, 2025
January 5, 2025
VENUS IN PISCES: Dream Lovers
Venus in Pisces represents the highest form of love’s evolution—one that bridges the human and the divine, the physical and the spiritual…
January 5, 2025
January 4, 2025
January 3, 2025
ANGER MANAGEMENT, LESSON 2.0. ♂ ☍ ♇
Anger under MARS retrograde in Leo opposing PLUTO in Aquarius takes on a sharper edge, one that cuts through to reveal the underlying fears and wounds driving it…
January 3, 2025
December 29, 2024
“Unmasking the Fear Machine”: The NEW MOON at 09°44′ Capricorn, Monday, December 30, 2024, 22:28 UTC
Are you afraid something’s “missing,” giving too much, receiving too little? The Capricorn New Moon urges you to rip off the mask and see clearly.
December 29, 2024
December 28, 2024
Dec. 27 “MUTUAL RECEPTION 101”
Mutual reception—the awkward dynamic of two planets occupying each other’s domicile—is like the planets are wearing each other’s clothes but aren’t exactly sure how to pull off the look…
December 28, 2024
December 27, 2024
Dec. 26 “The Power of Presence”
There’s a strange ambivalence about expressing any affection this time of year—we’re reminded that real detachment doesn’t mean shutting down or floating away but being fully engaged without letting the…
December 27, 2024
December 23, 2024
Dec. 22 “LAST QUARTER LIBRA MOON”
Under this tense last-quarter Libra Moon, now conjunct the South Node, our old codependent habits of seeking approval and external harmony at any cost come under intense scrutiny…
December 23, 2024
December 22, 2024
SOLSTICE SPECIAL [Cosmic Bus #2451]
The solar energetic switch from ‘highfalutin’ Sadge to ‘chief-executive’ Cap is an epic moment indeed—another critical turning point in our celestial calendar, where the universe hollers “enough is enough—shit’s about…
December 22, 2024
December 20, 2024
Dec. 20 “The Truth about Authenticity”
The Sadge war cry of “let me be me” could, on the surface, seem to be a noble plea for personal freedom, yet under the illusory currents of Neptune in…
December 20, 2024
December 19, 2024
Dec. 18 “SUN PRECISELY ALIGNED WITH GALACTIC CENTRE”
Absolutely nothing. Zero. Zilch.
December 19, 2024
December 17, 2024
Dec. 16 “VENUS on the SUN/NEPTUNE SQUARE”
Chill-defined affections, questionable connections, overspending, and romantic illusions really plague matters this week…
December 17, 2024
December 13, 2024
“It’s Curtain Time”: The FULL MOON at 23°53′ Gemini, Sunday, December 15, 2024, 09:02 UTC
“There’s too many men, too many people making too many problems. And not much love to go round” ― Genesis, Land of Confusion
December 13, 2024
December 11, 2024
Dec. 10 “VENUS OPPOSITE MARS: WTF is YOUR Problem” (peaking next 24-48hs)
Whether you’re in one or trying to get into one, sexual partnerships are a mess of mismatched interests during this transit. Two completely different universes. Worlds cannot collide…
December 11, 2024
December 10, 2024
GEMINI FULL MOON LUNATION REPORT [Cosmic Bus #2450]
This lunation slashes through pretence, leaving only what is brutally honest and undeniably real. What survives this relentless purge is raw and stripped of illusions, but it’s ours to work…
December 10, 2024
December 9, 2024
Dec. 8 “VENUS/CERES/PLUTO CONJUNCTION”
This is another mighty reckoning, but now centred on what remains after the old empires crumble. How do we break apart, redistribute evenly to feed and sustain ourselves when the…
December 9, 2024
December 6, 2024
VENUS IN AQUARIUS: Queerdos In Love
Love, under Venus in Aquarius, becomes a daring experiment in freedom, intellectual expression, and radical authenticity…
December 6, 2024
December 6, 2024
6 Dec 2024–23 Feb 2025—Mars Retrograde: “Odyssey of the Fierce and Fallen Masculine”
This celestial reversal is not merely a hindrance to our external ambitions but a necessary descent into the underworld of our unconscious drives…
December 6, 2024
December 3, 2024
Dec. 2 “SUN square SATURN”
Oh, joy, it’s THAT transit again—the cosmic “STFU, sit down and think about your life” moment…
December 3, 2024
November 30, 2024
“Quiver In The Haze”: The NEW MOON at 9°33′ Sagittarius, Sunday, December 1, 2024, 06:21 UTC
“Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.” ~Mark Twain
November 30, 2024
November 27, 2024
Nov. 27 “VENUS square CHIRON”
[image: Alex Stoddard] VENUS in Capricorn squares CHIRON retrograde in Aries: a resurfacing of raw wounds hardened by flimsy armour. Old pain resurfaces, exposing where we’ve traded genuine affection for…
November 27, 2024
November 23, 2024
MERCURY RETROGRADE (NOV 25-DEC 15)
As MERCURY gears up for its retrograde through Sagittarius, the sign of expansive beliefs, cultural motifs, and grandiose aspirations, it prompts an overdue recalibration of what we hold as truth.
November 23, 2024
November 22, 2024
Nov. 21 “PLUTO INGRESS SHIFTS”
We’re in it; this is it. It doesn’t stop now; it just rolls on, shift after shift, until you let it go, come to the moment and become baptised by…
November 22, 2024
November 21, 2024
Nov. 20 “THE REVOLUTIONARY FORCE OF PLUTO IN AQUARIUS”
Enjoy this clip (and the full episode it’s from) on a revolutionary force poised to upend our entire concept of reality…
November 21, 2024
November 20, 2024
Nov. 19 “PLUTO EXITS CAPRICORN”
Woe to those who still refuse to come down from their ivory towers, for tomorrow begins the ‘Great Cosmic Equaliser’…
November 20, 2024
November 19, 2024
Nov. 18 “MERCURY OPPOSITION JUPITER”
There’s not much luck trying to get through to one another when the undignified Mercury in Braggottarius opposes Stupiter in Gemini…
November 19, 2024
November 18, 2024
Nov. 17 “SATURN NOW DIRECT”
Since Saturn entered its retrograde zone back on March 23, it’s felt like life’s auspices started closing in, chiselling ever closer…
November 18, 2024