“Dire Straits” NEW MOON at 27°29′ Aries, Friday 17 April 2026, 11:53 UT

“Every civilisation begins with someone who burned the previous arrangement. The trick is knowing whether you are the fire or the fuel.”

[image: Grant Fuhst]

Greetings, fellow travellers.

We are at war.

Or so it would seem. The precise language around what is actually unfolding has been deliberately elusive, and remains so. It’s as though nobody can quite bring themselves to state the situation directly, even as the lived consequences continue to metastasise, especially for those still obliged to work for a living while history is once again being insidiously rearranged by men insulated from consequence. Six weeks of airstrikes, a supreme leader assassinated, a naval fleet on the seabed, the Strait of Hormuz sealed and full of mines, oil prices clawing toward a hundred and twenty dollars, fertiliser prices doubling during planting season, a ceasefire signed and violated in the same breath, maritime blockades; and still the framing of what the hell this is about remains slippery. Was this war a pre-emptive strike? A defensive operation? Regime change? A lobby indulged, a domestic scandal buried under ordnance? The rationale has shifted with each press conference, every tweet, and the scale of this thing has escalated out of control, like some madmen playing a global game of chicken, each move irrevocably disastrous, if not terminal, until the whole region is aflame and the man at the podium is insisting, with the serene, dissociated hubris of a landlord whose place is on fire and has yet to visit the property, that the war has already been won.

The coalition is conspicuously absent. The congressional vote was skipped. A coherent war aim that survives contact with a second press conference has yet to materialise. One man, his delusional state at Shakespearean proportions, surrounded by compromised acolytes too invested or too terrified to intervene, making civilisation-grade decisions with the consultative rigour of someone ordering room service at three in the morning. These are the people in charge of our planet’s fate. These are the adults in the room. Let that settle for a moment, think about how this affects you, and then let us continue.

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Yes, the casualties are real and multiplying. The nurse pulling double shifts to cover a rent increase funding someone’s second superyacht is real. The farmer watching fertiliser prices climb while the architects of this war argue on television about whose God sanctioned it, he is real too. And yet the whole sorry affair retains this quality of strategically managed vagueness, as though seeking any clarification were itself a threat to the operation, and the fog were a central feature.

In astrology, that fog answers to Neptune, whose mist at the entry point of Aries descends over the waterways and straits, and those straits are becoming dire.

When Saturn and Neptune conjoined at 0° Aries in February, they set the tonal signature of everything you are living through. Neptune came first; the confused actions, the blurred motive, the hall-of-mirrors quality of a conflict whose stated purpose dissolves under the slightest hint of honest inquiry. The lies. Then Saturn, trudging ahead after the conjunction, began congealing the effects of that confusion and willful obfuscation into material reality. Into cost. Into frustration and dismay. Into a deficit you feel first in your aching body, in the sleep you are losing, the grief you carry in your posture, and the economic pressure that tightens around the working week like a slow-closing fist. The Neptune fog takes effect first. Then the concretisation of Saturn follows, and the brunt of the burden falls, as it always does, on those least responsible for concocting the conditions that produced it. It falls on you. It falls on the people you love. It falls on communities already stretched thin before this whole circus lurched into motion.

[image: Esao Andrews]

So here we sit, friends, inside another damned war whose chief architects remain obscure and whose bullshit pretexts keep multiplying, and those in the expensive seats; the ones rattling their jewellery, as Lennon once dared to put it to his monarchy’s face; continue to act as though your confusion and depression were a renewable resource and your ongoing compliance an inheritance they are entitled to draw upon indefinitely.

To be honest with you, I have been putting out these lunation pieces for years, and this is the first time the disgust has become difficult to metabolise between sessions. And I’ve said before that I’ve been struggling to write these lately. Because the personal and the political are fused to a degree I have seldom felt so acutely. I suspect many of you are carrying the same instinct: a revulsion that begins in the news cycle, migrates into the body, and accumulates there, refusing to leave. And alongside it, something fiercer and more tender: a growing, almost cellular protectiveness toward the people around you, the ones who are still showing up, still caring, still making dinner, still holding it together with a dignity that the men running this circus could study for a lifetime and still fail to comprehend.

One thing reassures me. Aries, at root, concerns one thing. The right to exist as a distinct, self-propelled, sovereign centre of life. Every cliché bumper-sticker description of this sign is downstream of that single, furious insistence: I am here, I am real, and I will move under my own volition, or I will burn everything trying.

That is the frequency the sky is broadcasting, and with so many stellar bodies streaming cardinal fire now, the Arian volume is deafening.

And the shadow of that frequency: what happens when one’s individual urge to exist freely begins to assert itself by violating another’s right to do the same? We are about to find out.

The Charged Field

Looking at the astrology of the New Moon, we see a battalion of bodies mustering in the Aries sky at the moment. An Aries stellium always suggests compressed force. Life narrows around one imperative. Act. Begin. Push. Separate. Decide. Declare. Defend. Conquer. Cut through.

The New Moon falls at 27°29′ Aries on Friday, 17 April. Saturn and Neptune still occupy the early degrees of Aries. Mars, ruler of the sign, is at 5°, applying to conjoin Saturn on 19 April. Mercury enters Aries on Wednesday and conjoins Neptune on the morning of the lunation itself. The Moon will come together with the Sun in the same late-Aries zone that Chiron and Eris have been charging for eighteen months, with the Sun crossing Chiron at 26° the day before. That is a great deal of cardinal fire trying to headbutt its way through a single narrow channel at once.

The felt effect is immediate. Patience is wearing thin. Everyone is eager to go first, to dare go it alone, on their own terms. Initiative sparks, but so does selfishness, provocation, the boldness to do reckless and outrageous things, and the kind of rupture that busts out when too much force is trying to cram through too tight a space. There is a fair bit of “fuck you” going around, and while some of it is honest-to-goodness overdue, even liberating, much of it smacks of impatience dressed up as principle.

The silent danger sits with Jupiter in Cancer squaring all this cardinal fire, lulling people into comfort, sentiment, and the belief that whatever feels familiar must also be sacred, protected, and permanently theirs. Maybe it is. Maybe it is a beautiful illusion, a well-upholstered story folks tell themselves while the pressure builds elsewhere, in someone else’s yard. Wherever I see Jupiter in square, I also see overreach, inflated righteousness, and the kind of arrogance that works until reality kicks the chair out from under it.

Are you ready to face it without the padding?

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[image: Randall Ford]

The Long Lead-up to a Very Short Fuse

Allow me, please, to build a cosmic pretext here, for the current Aries blow-up has a long string of grievances that extends back more than a century.

Eris, the remote Kuiper-belt wanderer, entered Aries in the early 1920s and has remained there since, turning the sign into a permanent staging ground for the uninvited, the excluded, the written-off. Within a decade, women, previously the property of men, had won the vote, cut their hair, lifted their hemlines, picked up cigarettes and economic agency with both hands. In Harlem, Black musicians were forging jazz, that extraordinarily loose, syncopated refusal to play the melody as written, smuggling an entire counter-civilisation through the speakeasy door. In Europe, deplorables like Mussolini marched on Rome. Hitler, that dejected artist turned scorned activist, scribbled Mein Kampf in his prison cell. Fascism rose from the ranks of the humiliated, the excluded, the furious losers of the previous order, and dressed their grievance in uniforms, salutes, and the lethal fantasy that the outsider’s wound entitled them to absolute dominion. Radical liberation and social catastrophe both spawned from the same mythic root, in the early years of the same decade, under the same transit as it ingressed the first degrees of Aries.

In the original myth, Eris, goddess of discord, was the only Olympian excluded from the wedding feast of Peleus and Thetis. She alone was denied entry, the gods having long since learned she was impossible to take anywhere nice. So she fashioned a golden apple, inscribed it “To the Fairest,” and tossed it among Hera, Athena, and Aphrodite, knowing that the vanity, insecurity, and competitive hunger of those already inside the ballroom would do the rest. Paris was bribed by desire. Helen was stolen. Troy burned for ten years. That is Eris. She launches the apple and waits as the big powers fight it out till there is nothing left.

Every decade since has produced its own version of the golden apple. The suffragettes. Stonewall. The punks, with safety pins and spit. The AIDS activists, dying in plain sight while the institution looked away.

Then, from 2011 to 2019, Uranus transited Aries, and the whole field became electrified. Social media gave the masses their own individual podiums and ring lights. The outsider became the online influencer. Their protest against ostracism became the brand. The wound became the credential. Some of them even became presidents. When Uranus moved into Taurus, that insurgent energy embedded itself in matter, in money, in real estate, in supply chains, in the online economy. The enriched Uranian, an insurgent element given material weight and staying power, became the defining figure of the era.

Then Chiron entered Aries in 2018, and the issue deepened into injury itself; the right to exist inside a system that had already decided your worth was conditional. Over the past year, as Chiron and Eris drew together and perfected their third exact conjunction on 19 March, the wound of exclusion and the instinct to provoke fire and fury fused into something volatile and increasingly impossible to contain.

When the inner planets cross into Aries, they inherit the residual essence of this entire backlog.

The Haze and The Heaviness Of It

Saturn in his fall. You can immediately sense the mistake in every consequential decision being made in haste right now. Rash, reactive, stripped of foresight. Governments strike first and draft the justification afterwards, and when the justification finally appears, it reads like it was written by someone who had already moved on to the next crisis and left an intern to fill in the blanks.

Neptune permeates action with propaganda, moral inflation, and holy-war rhetoric. The Defence Secretary compares a military rescue to the resurrection of Christ. On the heels of offending the Pope on social media, the president posts an AI-generated image of himself as Jesus. The cumulative effect is one of such theatrical distortion, such relentless symbolic overreach, that public life begins to feel less like government than a feverish pageant in which motive, message, vanity and delusion have become impossible to separate cleanly. Under Neptune in Aries, the purpose behind every public act dissolves the moment you examine it, and the line between strategic pantomime and genuine derangement grows harder to hold.

Yes. President Donald Trump himself posted on Truth Social what appeared to be an AI-generated image of himself as Jesus. (RealDonaldTrump/Truth Social)

You can’t make this shit up. I am, I confess, having difficulty keeping track of the absurdities. One begins to suspect that the whole administration is being run less as a government than as a reality TV programme whose producers were fired mid-season and replaced by a consortium of arms dealers, property developers, and apocalyptic salesmen, grifting what’s left of the sacred halls of a republic that two hundred and fifty years of Americans bled, argued, dreamed, and died to build, and which is being stripped for parts in broad daylight while the nation watches on its phones.

Neptune in Aries turns every impulse into a calling and every calling into a crusade. Somewhere, diffused in the fog, the original motive liquefies. What remains is momentum with a messiah complex. The dissonance, the urgency and the fog, slogging through mud while something behind you insists you should be running; that is the Saturn-Neptune signature, and every planet entering Aries has to march through it like a marine under fire, carrying an eighty-pound pack and a half-forgotten prayer.

The Ruler’s Passage

Ruler of his domain, Mars entered Aries on 9 April, only to find the place in absolute shambles. Within seventy-two hours, the diplomatic framework in Islamabad collapsed after twenty-one hours of negotiations, the US announced a full naval blockade of the Strait, and the ceasefire that had been trembling since it was signed buckled like wet cardboard.

The Mars sequence becomes the narrative spine of this lunation. Mars conjoins Neptune on 13 April: the warrior spirit confused, diffused, deflated, and under the myth of holy aspiration, literally stripped of its physical energy. Sun conjoins Eris at 25° Aries on 15 April: the rage of the excluded floods the solar will, and whatever grievance has been festering below the surface, personally, politically, civilisationally, insists on being reckoned with. Mars sextile Pluto on 16 April: something darker and more obsessive stirs underneath the delusions and exhaustion; a desire to storm in and seize what legally belongs to someone else, but is ours in all senses, on the basis of our damn well wishing it so. Sun conjoins Chiron at 26° Aries on the 16th as well, and the life-force itself cauterises through the wound. The accumulated shame and insult to identity, dignity, vitality; all of it moving through a site of old injury.

Then comes the wall. The long, hard fall of consequence. Mars conjoins Saturn on 19 April, two days after the New Moon, and every inflated fantasy of effortless breakthrough begins to hit a snag. This is a serious transit between the two malefics, one I find particularly troublesome. Fantastical momentum meets brutal reality. Wishful desire meets consequence. The ruler of this lunation hence carries the entire Saturn-Neptune story in his body; first, the movement through some half-remembered dream, mission fever, and moral inflation, then the collision with weight, delay, exhaustion, and the hard truth of what action actually costs. Mars becomes, for a blazing, intoxicating moment, the glamourised instrument of destiny, and then the spent labourer who discovers the wall is real. Depleted and frustrated, he knows the fuel is gone, and the road continues regardless.

That is the forced, humiliating march. You either move on or die. And you move with a limp.

Here is my projection: the Strait will be tested. The blockade is, by most credible readings of maritime law, an act of war in its own right. Mars applying to Saturn is force meeting immovable resistance. By the 19th, the probability of a sly incident at Hormuz; a confrontation, a provocation, something manufactured to justify the unjustifiable; sits high enough that I would be deceiving you if I dressed it in diplomatic language. The erecting of a wall in Aries is guaranteed to produce a serious collision.

Show Me Where It Hurts

Let’s talk about the soul of the lunation, the Chiron-Eris conjunction at the other end of Aries.

[image: Joe Andoe]

Chiron, in myth, was the centaur who could heal anything except the wound Heracles lodged in his side. Immortal agony without the mercy of death. He taught the heroes how to survive while his own body howled. In the end, Zeus offered one escape: trade his immortality for the freedom of Prometheus and die at last.

And Eris threw the apple, and the feast exploded.

Here is the distinction that matters. Pluto is ruthless adaptation: dominate, transform, perish, be reborn. Survival of the fittest. Eris carries a colder principle, the logic of expulsion, degradation, and elimination, the urge to extinguish what the prevailing order has deemed useless, maladaptive, or disposable. When Chiron’s wound meets Eris’s rage, injury stops seeking redress and begins seeking the annihilation of the offending other. That is what this war is about at every scale on which it operates, from the geopolitical to the domestic.

Reuters reported Trump’s warning that “a whole civilisation will die tonight” if Iran failed to comply. That is the grammar of erasure. Within the same field, many observers perceive that Israel’s conduct has entered an openly expansionary mode, dragging the United States into forms of confrontation that look, to much of the world, indistinguishable from collective punishment. The Pope called this “absolutely unacceptable.” The disgust has moved well beyond the fringe and into dinner tables, parliaments, entire national mindsets, accompanied by the specific silence that falls when someone says aloud what everyone in the room has been thinking.

The Aries shadow is the beating heart of it. The drive to exist is sacred. Under pressure, it storms forward to secure itself by violating everybody else’s, and if pushed far enough, it ends where every overextended Aries story ends: in conflict, rupture, and tears. Troy burned. And Troy was monumentally beautiful.

I follow the coverage from Europe, and there are evenings when the revulsion sits in the pit of my stomach like a stone. The sheer impunity. The scale of suffering, especially to children, treated as a line item in someone’s geopolitical vanity project. The perception, increasingly widespread, that democratic policy has been hijacked to serve interests that have little to do with the citizens nominally in the care of these governments. And then I talk to my neighbours, and to the parents at the school gate, and to the woman running the local food co-op who has tripled her output since February, and I remember that the people doing the actual work of holding life together have a quality of courage and decency that makes those men in the expensive suits look like what they are: a tiny minority of frightened, insecure people with large weapons and abysmal impulse control.

The Chiron-Eris field says: the fog of tolerance has reached its expiry date.

[image: Grant Fuhst]

The Most Confounding Signal

Hours before the New Moon, under the sign screaming for direct speech, Mercury conjoins Neptune at 2° Aries, and you begin to understand why everything you hear this week passes through fog so thick that even the speaker can barely tell whether they are lying, praying, or screaming for an urgent mental health assessment. The lies fire out in short succession, each one intended to camouflage the lie before, a machine gun of deceit reloading on its own brass.

This is prime terrain for false flags, manufactured pretexts, planted intelligence, and propaganda, or a most damaging string of invective issued at the height of rage, the kind that only succeeds when the population is too exhausted, too distracted, or too hypnotised by their guru-war messiah to check. Watch it. Sincerity and bullshit wear the same cologne. Trust nothing this week that you have not verified with your own eyes, and even then, question the limits of your own already frayed common sense.

The Worrying Instinct

If the Aries field is the match, Jupiter, exalted in Cancer, is the gasoline someone poured across the floor while insisting they were only trying to keep the family warm.

Jupiter squares the lot, and the raw Aries drive gets flooded with tribal sentiment so thick it could drown a continent. Noble when honest. Catastrophic when protection and sworn allegiance to the clan become the alibi for domination, demolition, smothering the Aries impulse to stand alone. You can hear this machinery in every domestic standoff over family loyalty and in every televised address on national security.

The Exit Jolt

After the wall, the seismic jolt. Venus conjoins Uranus in the final moments of Taurus on 24 April, one last convulsion before Uranus steps into Gemini on the 26th. Any arrangement you have been subsidising with your shrinking budget goes bang. The body speaks. Everything of value follows. Venus-Uranus hands you one last chance to leave on your own terms. Fucking take it.

What This Demands of You

Right. So how does any of this land in your actual life?

You have been reading about empires and straits and lobby groups and centaurs with festering wounds, and meanwhile, your coffee has gone cold, and the laundry is still in the machine, and the thing you have been avoiding thinking about is sitting there in the corner of the room, waiting, the same way it has been waiting for weeks. Months. Possibly years.

This lunation falls in whatever house late Aries occupies in your chart, and that part of your life has become both the pressure point and the release valve. Something there is being forced toward a reckoning, and the reckoning will be a brutal simplification, whether you initiate it or it initiates you.

So. Where has your anger been running on fumes rather than clean conviction, generating friction without traction, heat without progress? Where have you been shaping your entire routine around an old injury that stopped deserving the attention three seasons ago? Where have you been swallowing something corrosive and calling it maturity? And the harder question, the one most of us would rather dodge: where have you been propping up your own freedom by requiring someone else to carry the cost of it, without ever stating the arrangement aloud? Where has your need to exist on your own terms hardened into the expectation that another person shrink, comply, or vanish so that your autonomy feels safe?

The energy of this lunation favours ugly clarity over comfortable drift. It favours the limp, the scar, the decision made under strain with insufficient information and imperfect courage. The will to act has returned, leaner than fantasy, heavier than hope, and running on whatever fuel you have left after the fog took its cut.

You may discover, in the coming days, that the thing you have been tolerating was the thing consuming you, and that the tolerance itself, that patient, reasonable, endlessly renegotiated tolerance, was a sophisticated avoidance mechanism keeping the dead thing breathing. If so, the question is simple. Aries, in its roughest mercy, prefers you choose.

The Room Lights Up

[image: Cass Bird]

On this New Moon, a match is struck in a room already saturated with highly flammable fumes. And the room, for all its discomfort, is your own.

What the parasites consistently fail to factor in is that we are still here. Still thinking for ourselves. Still noticing every indictment upon our prerogative. Still raising children with an integrity that the entire apparatus of manufactured consent has failed to breed out of us, despite its best efforts and its enormous budget. The whole extraction model rests on one flimsy assumption: that your exhaustion will continue to function as compliance.

Aries takes exception to all this.

The medicine is symmetry. Growing food. Forming local economies. Having conversations in rooms without cameras. Pulling your attention out of the algorithm and placing it in the hands of your actual neighbours, your actual soil, your actual children. Small, determined, unglamorous acts of sovereign presence. The kind of thing that scales badly and lasts forever.

The expensive seats have been rattling their jewellery for a long time now. This lunation says: Stop the applause. Leave the shitshow.

What begins here will hurt, and what it hurts will be real. But here is what the cynics, the profiteers, and the architects of managed despair have consistently underestimated about Aries: it is the point in the cycle where life itself decides to exist. Before strategy, before collaboration, before wisdom, there is this raw, obstinate, magnificent insistence on being alive, on beginning again after wreckage, after betrayal, after every argument for why resistance is futile has been absorbed, metabolised, and finally rejected by something deeper than the mind, something in the blood, in the marrow, in the part of you that was here before language and will remain after the last institution collapses. That ember is indestructible. Every empire has tried to extinguish it and failed. History favours the powerful for a season, and then it corrects, and the correction comes from below.

That right to exist belongs to you. It belongs to the Iranian civilians whose civilisation was threatened with annihilation via a tweet. It belongs to the Palestinian families whose neighbourhoods were flattened to make a political point. It belongs to the nurse, the farmer, the teacher, and every person who has been told, in a thousand institutional dialects, that their continued inconvenience is a problem to be managed rather than a life to be honoured.

Start with the room you’re sitting in. With the people you love and the soil beneath your feet. The handful of men who would sooner burn the whole theatre down than share the stage are, in the final analysis, only a handful: loud, armed, dangerous, and outnumbered by a margin so vast it would humiliate them if they possessed even an ounce of self-awareness to grasp it.

Remember, we are more. We have always been more. The age of sitting idle, told constantly we are less, has ended.

What comes next is the exciting unknown.


Below are your special New Moon Messages, where these themes are explored more deeply through the lens of your individual horoscope.

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ARIES ♈ | TAURUS ♉ | GEMINI ♊ | CANCER ♋ | LEO ♌ | VIRGO ♍ | LIBRA ♎ 
SCORPIO ♏ | SAGITTARIUS ♐ | CAPRICORN ♑ | AQUARIUS ♒ | PISCES ♓

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