Dec. 18 “SUN PRECISELY ALIGNED WITH GALACTIC CENTRE”

Absolutely nothing. Zero. Zilch.

No thunderous shift of consciousness, no star-wars-esque laser beams cutting through our atmosphere, no intergalactic ambassadors descending to serenade us with cosmic wisdom.

Instead, the US government continues to lie and play games with peoples’ minds over there, while the rest of the world claws even tighter to a triple-discount post Black Friday yoga mat sale. Global news cycles churn on as always: a stale report about town council debates over parking meter colours, a random Twitter(X) outburst from a minor celebrity, and a few scientists desperately trying to get anyone—anyone at all—to care about a newly discovered deep-sea snail species. Coffee machines continue sputtering in small-town suburban kitchens, and somewhere, a tired office clerk mumbles something about switching to decaf, to absolutely no one in particular.

And there you stand, squinting suspiciously at the sky, waiting for that grand cosmic “moment” to spark mass enlightenment, or at least give you a reason to call in late for work.

Nothing.

Not a tingle of transcendent wisdom nor a peep of revelation.

You have not ascended.

You scratch your arse a bit…

A final check of your phone: same texts from mama, same stupid x-mas specials ads, same dismal bank balance. Your cat yawns, unimpressed by this so-called alignment.

The universe, apparently oblivious to your expectation, just carries on as if it’s been doing this kind of thing—aligning galactic centres, rotating stars, and all that jizz—since eternity, which, of course, it has.

Meanwhile, humanity’s power structures remain firmly entrenched in their own transparent manipulations, and the hypnotised masses cling to those coupons as if they were life rafts. So what if the Sun did tip his hat at the Galactic Centre? Your toast still got burnt to a crisp, and the cat will still need to be fed at six.

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