Dec. 10 “VENUS OPPOSITE MARS: WTF is YOUR Problem” (peaking next 24-48hs)

Whether you’re in one or trying to get into one, sexual partnerships are a mess of mismatched interests during this transit. Two completely different universes. Worlds cannot collide.

VENUS in Aquarius plays it frosty, supercool, off on some sort of radical “don’t touch me” excursion, while MARS in Leo barrels in, heart on fire, hungry for passion and immediate gratification. It’s the ultimate clash of emotional unavailability meeting dramatic overdrive, leaving one partner feeling smothered and the other utterly ignored.

Same goes for “platonic” dynamics. Mars’s loud, showy energy doesn’t mesh with Venus’s clinical aloofness, creating an awkward undercurrent where the chemistry either bubbles over or gets iced out entirely. The more Mars pushes, the farther Venus retreats, leading to passive-aggressive barbs and long icy silences.

Impossible standoffs.

And if you’re single, looking for some action? Good luck. Mars in Leo might have you half-cocked, chasing shiny objects, only to discover that Venus in Aquarius leaves you asking why you should even give a fuck. I know, It might appear as though the object of your desire looks perfect on paper but, in person, so distant they leave you cold—or worse, someone so hot they burn up on reentry.

Call it a fizzer, a real flat tyre, man… a cosmic misfire that leaves you feeling like a hyper-emotional human trying their heartest to somehow connect to a fully distracted, homesick alien—awkward, offbeat, and unbearably frustrating—such are the messy, fragile misalignments that constitute the shared experience of attraction, rejection, and the strange, uncharted void that lies between.

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