Venus square Uranus

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(Jumping Jacques Fleisch)

Virtually impossible to attain any satisfaction right now,
Finding it beyond the bounds of physical possibility to procure any fulfilment from any long-withstanding otherwise very satisfying creature comforts

‘Cause I try and I try and I try and I try
I can’t get no, I can’t get no [double negative x2]

When I am driving in my late model sport utility vehicle, fitted with all the extra accessories, complete with full leather interior and full bluetooth compatibility,
And the real-estate-coach guru, teacher on my on-demand podcast
Is feeding me more and more
about some monetary policy frameworks to help enhance my financial stability
and align me more acutely to an international policy coordination…

I can’t get no, oh no no no [that’s no x3]
Hey hey hey, that’s what I say

I am aghast at my insufferable incapacity to secure some comfort and joy right now,
I can’t get no satiated pleasure from any of the usual means for which my tallywhacker and I tend to garner a jolly good time (of late)
When I’m strategically poised before my 105″ UHD screen, engaging in a full home theater surround-sound binge viewing of the latest season of ‘Thrones for Crones’
And the lead character appears fully naked, yet still with a remarkable ability to sell me a brighter, whiter set of teeth,
a subliminal marketing strategy, uncannily placed by the American Dental Association, just to make me feel 12% more inadequate

I can’t get no satisfaction
I can’t get no satisfaction
‘Cause I try and I try and I try and I try
I can’t get no, I can’t get no

I am increasingly agitated in my unfulfilled pursuits to indulge my repressed emotional desires,
I have miserably failed in my peculiar forays to experiment with different styles and methods to seek peace and love,
When I’m riding around the world, and I’m signing up for the deluxe course with the honourable Prem-De La Crem,
On a six-day, ayahuasca induced, full-body toxin irrigation program, guaranteed to bring me spiritual ascension,
And i’m trying to sleaze some wench into joining into some tantric, mantric group-intimacy healing workshop deal,

Who tells me baby better come back later next week
Cause you see I’m on losing streak

I can’t get no, oh no no no
Hey hey hey, that’s what I say
I can’t get no…

[with sincere apologies to Mick & Keith – feeling your pain]


Originally Published ~ 26/05/2015

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  1. Haha. Fantastic. Profound.

  2. Expectations’ll do that to ya lol… Love it, I even read it to the beat of the song, altho awkwardly. That was fun 🙂

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